Tik Tok (A Mother's Parody)

A mother's take on Ke$ha's catchy tune Tik Tok. This recording is based on actual events.

*Karaoke track purchased from Karaoke Hitz on iTunes
*Lyrics written by MiHa

Wake up every morning feeling like a zombie
I never get the sleep I need
My life is just too busy
Gotta wake my son, brush his teeth
Make sure his backpack's packed
And when he gets on that bus
Can't wait till he gets back
But there's diapers to be changed, changed
Beds to rearrange, range
Breakfast to be made, made
Then I gotta hit that dirty laundry
Dishes need to be cleaned
Then try to make some time to study

Just stop, get your socks
Hey, who left the toilet up?
For once can I trust you won't drive your mother nuts?
Tick Tock, on the dot
Time to pick your brother up and then oh oh, uh oh
Can't stop, I still got some time to make it rock
Who said being mom, doesn't count as a real job
I got quite a lot and I'll give it all I've got
So oh oh, uh oh

Your underwear don't go there
Oh, I love what you made me
Don't got a lot in the cupboards
But we got macaroni
Now just sit down, lets say prayers
Will you just take a seat?
But all I hear from their mouths is
Eat, eat, eat
Gotta get that scrubbed before it stains, stains
Play with little trains, trains
Try to work my brains, brains
Night, night its happy-mommy-nap-time
Spend a little time makin' rhymes
Time to take a quiz online, another quiz online

Just stop, get your socks
Hey, who left the toilet up?
For once can I trust you won't drive your mother nuts?
Tick Tock, at the bank
Who put lotion in the tank, no oh oh, uh oh
Can't stop, I still got some time to make it rock
Who said being mom, doesn't count as a real job
I got quite a lot and I'll give it all I've got
So oh oh, uh oh

I'll pick you up when you fall down
I'll fix you up, I'm your mommy
With your hands up and you calling me
I'll never leave, no you got me
I'll pick you up when you fall down
I'll fix you up, I'm your mommy
With your hands up, I can't get enough
I can't get enough

I know you won't fall asleep 'til I tuck you in

Don't stop, I cannot be something that I'm not
You know, that for me there's no place else I'd rather be
Tick Tock on the clock
Its time to turn the lights off oh oh, uh oh
Can't stop, I still got some time to make it rock
Who said being mom, doesn't count as a real job
I got quite a lot and I'll give it all I've got
So oh oh, uh oh