Bad Umehara!![Umehara x Bad Apple!!]

Bad Umehara!! From Nicovideo

I deserve credit for nothing. The video and everything in it is from Nicovideo, and not of my making.

The voice seems to make sounds much closer to the Romaji lyrics than most. It's too good not to upload here.

If somebody wants captions added, feel free to e-mail(Kiyutu@ hotm[etc], no spaces) me a copypaste of the appropriate text(I'm not downloading a text file) and I'll add it. Not sure how to work Youtube time codes.

Translation:

Notes:
1. This is a very liberal translation. Apologies for any general sloppiness. At some points I favored parallel grammar over natural English, as otherwise the pattern of the song isn't conveyed as well.
2. Shishamo is Daigo's opponent.
3. Daigo's last name(Umehara) means "Plum Field." His name is often shortened to "Ume." The way it's used in this song could be considered a pun or simply to refer to Umehara himself directly, but I translated it whichever way seemed to fit best for the lyric.
4. The word "kimeru" typically means "win," "finish a combo," or "decide" when used in fighting games; I've chosen "decide."
5. Shishamo is actually only mentioned once in the lyrics(guess where), but in it's implicit in Japanese(thus the [Shishamo] inserts).
6. [lit. etcetc]=literal version of a translation


English:
Umehara grabs [Shishamo][repeats]
(Combination of Umehara [grabs, the corner, reads his burst, still going, ch--approaches, wins]) (Tetete repeated in the background)
Umehara grabs [Shishamo], reads his burst,
Look now, as Umehara whirls around him
Umehara draws closer; his heart
cannot be read. It's not easily defeated. [lit. [his heart] is not easily buried]
Umehara grabs [Shishamo], reads his burst,
Umehara continues sweeping the match along at his will.
Shishamo? Who's that? I don't give a damn about him.
There is only, "Umehara wins!" [lit. has decided the match]
Is Umehara even looking? Has his gaze no focus? [lit. is he not looking at anything?]
Speaking these words of mine is futile.
Sadness will only tire you.
Feel nothing, and simply live.
Umehara wins! Umehara wins! [lit. Umehara decides the match]
Umehara's still grabbing [Shishamo], plums still reign over the sky. [lit. "It's still a sky of plums." Word/name joke, see the notes]
If Umehara will still decide everything,
If he will decide everything, it'll be at the corner.
My gut has decided. My future has also been decided.
My dreams approach, I've reached my decision.
If Umehara were to win it all once again, [lit. were to decide everything]
If I were to put it into words, it'd be DOUBLE REACH! [Riichi/Reach is a mahjong move; google it if you care]
Now, we see Umehara's dash.
His chance at the corner! Next,
There's you, that bastard Daigo and I.
And he rips into [Shishamo]...
The victor is Umehara!
Umehara stuck to it! He's too good!
Is Umehara even looking? Has his gaze no focus? [lit. is he not looking at anything?]
Speaking these words of mine is futile.
Sadness will only tire you.
Feel nothing, and simply live.
Umehara wins! Umehara wins!
Umehara's still grabbing [Shishamo], plums still reign over the sky. [lit. "It's still a sky of plums." Word/name joke, see the notes]
If Umehara will still decide everything,
If he will decide everything, it'll be at the corner.
AAAAAAAaaaaah!


Romaji:
Umehara ga tsukamaete[repeats]
(Repeating combination of Umehara ga+[tsukamaete, gamen hashi, baasto yonde, madamada hairu, tsu-chikadzuite, kimeta]) + (Tetete repeated in the background)
Umehara ga tsukamaete, baasuto yonde
Umehara ga, hora kurukuru mawatte
Umehara ga chikadzuku kokoro mo
Mienai wa. Sou uzumenai.
Umehara ga tsukamaete, baasuto yonde
Umehara ga mada nagasare tsudzukete
Shiranai wa, Shishamo no koto nado!
"Umehara kimeta!" Sore dake.
Ume miteru? Nanimo mitenai?
Kataru mo muda na, jibun no kotoba.
Kanashimu nante, tsukareru dake yo.
Nanimo kanjizu sugoseba ii no.
Umehara kimeta! Umehara kimeta!
Mada tsukamaete, mada ume no sora.
Mada umehara ga kimeru no naraba
Subete kimeru no nara gamen hashi
Mou hara kimeta. Mirai mo kimeta.
Yume chikadzuite, watashi wa kimeta
Mata umehara ga kimeta no naraba
Kotoba ni suru no nara DABURU RIICHI!
Saa, Umehara no dasshu.
Gamen hashi no chansu! Tsugi wa
Ore to omae to Daigo-rou
Saa, kondo kamitsuite
Shousha Umehara
Umehara nebattaaa! Tsuyosugiru!
Mada ume miteru? Nanimo mitenai?
Kataru mo muda na, jibun no kotoba.
Kanashimu nante, tsukareru dake yo.
Nanimo kanjizu sugoseba ii no.
Umehara kimeta! Umehara kimeta!
Mada tsukamaete. Mada ume no sora.
Mada Umehara ga kimeru no naraba
Subete kimeru no nara, gamen hashi.
AAAAAAAaaaaah!