Foodie Beauty witnesses murder 3 days into Syria Beeze

Foodie beauty’s triumphant return to live-streaming after being presumed dead in syria, occurred on the 5th July, where Chantal and local poo sniffer Salah fired up a fan that sounds like the large hadron collider, and attempted to show the world how utterly happy and thriving they are.

This is a recap of the first 3 hours of the stream, before Salah went to bed. She’s still live streaming right now but it’s all rubbish so I’ve given up.