Justine Neil - Parallel Lines

Rob: You ever notice Blondie’s Parallel Lines album doesn’t actually have a song called Parallel Lines on it?

Justine: I KNOW. Absolute chaos. Title track? Nowhere. It’s like naming a cookbook Lasagne and then refusing to put lasagne in it.

Rob: I mean… who does that?

Justine: Blondie, apparently. Debbie Harry said, “Parallel Lines,” and then just parallel lined away from the concept entirely.

Rob: Missed opportunity, right?

Justine: A catastrophic missed opportunity. Which is why we are correcting history.

Rob: By writing the track they should have included?

Justine: Exactly. We are restoring cosmic balance. Restoring justice. Restoring the sacred order of naming things properly.

Rob: So we are basically writing the phantom Blondie title track?

Justine: We are doing more than that. We are avenging it.
If the album will not have a song called Parallel Lines, then by Jupiter, we will.

Rob: And in the style of Justine Neil, obviously.

Justine: Naturally. A Blondie adjacent corrective measure. Very responsible. Very civic minded of us.I

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