After Cooking a Dinner for 14 Relatives, My Wife’s Brother Slapped Me on the Back and Said, ‘Every..

After Cooking a Dinner for 14 Relatives, My Wife’s Brother Slapped Me on the Back and Said, ‘Every Family Needs a Punchline - Thanks for Making the Rest of Us Look Like Winners.’ My Daughter Nearly Choked on Her Drink, Laughing, and Said, ‘Dad’s Like a Wet Paper Towel.’ My Wife Leaned Back in Her Chair, Smirked, and Said, ‘Honestly, He’s More Like a Roomba - Quiet, Programmable, and Only Useful When There’s a Mess.’ They All Laughed While I Smiled. Yesterday, My Wife and Her Mother Showed Up Crying At My Door, BEGGING Me To Talk..





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