Surprise! Sorry. - Jamface (INCOMPLETE Lyrics / Read Desc!)

Veryyy hesitant to post this due to the incomplete lyrics, but I'm deciding to post it (and several other lyric videos) so I can ask people for help in figuring out what the hell he's actually saying-
Mostly bc not a lot of people know Strange Thick and Jamface n stuff from what I've seen so I'm hoping this'll help introduce people to them :')
ANYWAYS!!! If you know what he's actually saying pLEASE tell me it's scratching and clawing at my brain and I need to know :3
OH ALSO THIS ONE RIGHT HERE WAS SM TROUBLE TO MAKE BC THERES NO LYRICS ANYWHERE
I found a couple people on Reddit who tried to transcribe the lyrics so here's the link to that thread if you wanna read it :3
https://www.reddit.com/r/willwood/comments...
I listened to it and chose the lyrics that I thought sounded the closest, so the lyrics here are a mix of those 2 versions in the thread, so I hope they look about right :D

(Apologies for the watermark)

!I DO NOT OWN THE PICTURE OR THE SONG!

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