JRR Tolkien approves of Sexy Shelob | 4chan greentext dub

"And one more thing, Christopher: the main character in such a game should be possessed by Celebrimbor, noble creator of the three Elven rings, which will enable him to do sick backflips and teleport and ride dragons and stuff."

(What's Sindarin for Based Department?)

Music:
Let Us Sing Together by Chance Thomas, from Lord of the Rings Online
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