Senator Steven Armstrong plays Dark Souls II

I've seen a few other people trying to do Steven Armstrong builds in Dark Souls II, but none of them got it right. They were all using dual Caestus, for one, and you're simply not Armstrong if you're not fighting with your bare hands. If you're too casual to grind for three hours for a Vanquisher's Seal, then you simply don't have the responsibility necessary to be a State Senator jacked up with nanomachines, and I'll have to do it for you. So I couldn't help but make my own Armstrong character, and I couldn't help but record it and add Metal Gear Rising music because, as everyone knows, the best part about winning in online video games is showing everyone them all online that you did. Just hope that you don't get invaded by me or you're going down for America, son.

Now, you might be wondering why I'm spamming pyromancy and healing myself. "B-b-but Armstrong wasn't a pyromancer!", you might say. Well, think back to the Armstrong fight in MGR. He very clearly had his right hand glow red as if it was on fire, lifted it into the air, slammed it into the ground, and pillars of fire then shot out of the ground for Raiden to dodge. Armstrong was very clearly not only augmented with nanomachines but also a very talented pyromancer that could cast Firestorm. Also, he healed himself once you got his health low, so that's what Warmth is for. As you can see, my Armstrong build is 100% faithful to the man himself. I tried adding Iron Flesh, but using Iron Flesh in a battle while wearing little armor will cause you to die within seconds.