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The PhP Song - NFQ featuring Lam Vissay
Music Composed by Lam Vissay
Music Video produced and directed by Lam Vissay
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There is a lot of negativity around PHP. Some say PHP is dying, some say it’s old and slow, others call JS and Node to be the new king.

We took this chance to create our own, funny view about PHP and other languages. It‘s pure fun, don‘t take it too seriously and for sure we at NFQ love and code other languages too.

Lyrics
Ah, We live in the age of AI, Bro!
What’s PHP bringin-on-the-table, yo brother yo?
Oh yeah, When the Saigon
Girls see you, they say, ah, Oi-Zoi

I am too -international to
too V.I.P. can-not-hang-out-with-you-man
Straight NodeJS, yeah that’s hot right now
PHP what? That’s old right now.

Python’s much better for da-ta processing
Wanna talk, just talk to my server man
'Cause-I'm-way-too-busy-with, gettin'-paid in- the-city
Python or JS and the job is done

Multi-paradigm-programming-Terminator
Comin' in a spaceship to terminate ya
Python, my friend, we-won’t-stay, underground
Better-start-never-stop-running, PHP, on the ground

PH-P is damn fast,
so stop staying there, talking shit,
Almost-everything-runs on it,
now better move, old git.
JavaScript breaks fast,
PHP will last
E-le-phants,
yeah, we got elephants.

PHP doesn’t help
you with a state-full ap-pli-ca-tion ser-ver
Go-lang and-or Ja-va, are much bet-ter,
And-let-me-not-start-to-talk-about
func-tio-nal pro-gra-ming.

Ey, Ey, listen closely, my sister died recently,
after Checking Wikipedia
to get dem formula
for dem αlpha-PHP

My-bro-tried da cook it. He used his phone
Tried to contact that, Walther guy, a Netflix padrone.
Then he mixed it, but it didn’t work out, so
He gave up, it ain’t for him, cause They say

it's not suitable, of many large apps
Poor Error Handling, Weak type methods
PHP-doesn't-work, not worth his efforts
And now he's done and so is PHP.
[Music continues]

PHP execute fast,
Low entry-barriers, everywhere
Hot-reloading since 1994.
100ms feedback, no more.
No compilation, still fast,
it rocks, it’s fast,
E-le-phants,
yeah, we got elephants.
[Guitar SOLO]

PH-P is damn fast,
so stop staying there, talking shit,
Almost-everything-runs on it,
now better move, old git.
JavaScript breaks fast,
PHP will last
E-le-phants,
yeah, we got elephants.

PHP execute fast,
Low entry-barriers, everywhere
Hot-reloading since 1994.
100ms feedback, no more.
No compilation, still fast,
it rocks, it’s fast,
E-le-phants,
yeah, we got elephants.