She Homeschools Her 30 Children

Special Guest Melinda Hill

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TIMESTAMPS:
0:06 — Silly Goofy Era Reboot
Laura returns to her playful self after a dark period, hinting at personal drama and internet chaos.

0:36 — The 911 Prank Call Incident
In second grade, Laura prank called 911, leading to a full-blown police response and childhood trauma.

1:40 — Birth of a Prank Call Career
She reflects on her lifelong love of prank calls, from childhood to motherhood, and revives her prank persona.

4:02 — Linda Karensson Calls About Vegan Cheese
Laura performs a prank call as conservative character “Linda Karensson,” accusing vegan cheese of turning her husband gay.

8:14 — Tri-Wife Life with Laura Smith Begins
A new character sketch: “Laura Smith” interviews ultra-traditional mom Abigail Apples in a spoof lifestyle podcast.

9:53 — Juicing as Self-Care (and Possibly Something Else)
Laura and Abigail bond over "juicing" in a layered metaphor that spirals into comedic double entendres.

13:29 — Hidden Juicing and Marital Secrets
The juicing metaphor expands—Abigail hides tools from her husband, juices alone in closets, and fantasizes about the neighbor.

15:46 — A Shared Passion for Juicing (and Ron)
The women hilariously confess their forbidden feelings for a man named Ron while bonding over fruit pulp.

17:02 — Sacred Juicing Time and Secret Desires
Juicing becomes therapy, obsession, and identity. Abigail admits hiding tools and craving personal freedom.

18:07 — Abigail’s Closing Wisdom & Goodbye Whipping
Abigail leaves listeners with chilling advice: “Just try harder,” before rushing home to avoid punishment.

19:14 — BetterHelp Ad Read (Mental Health Segment)
Laura transitions into an ad read for BetterHelp, underlining the importance of accessible therapy and emotional support.

21:25 — Meeting Melinda Hill (Comedy Crush to Trauma Bond)
Laura recounts meeting guest Melinda Hill through a hairstylist match and their instant trauma-bonding lunch.

25:05 — From Engagement to Betrayal to Big Sur
Melinda opens up about her broken engagement and how she transformed betrayal into a live show and travel adventure.

31:04 — Sedona & the Crystal Prophets
Melinda shares how Sedona changed her life, crystal saleswomen tried to activate her soulmate, and she found peace in isolation.

45:54 — Bali, Bliss & Unlimited Massages
Melinda’s wellness journey reaches peak luxury at Bliss Sanctuary in Bali—featuring unlimited massages and personal healing.