Super Smash Bros. for Wii U - Classic Mode - Lucario (9.0 Intensity)

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"..." Lucario felt the gazes coming from Palutena and Chris. "...What stupid witty remark are you two going to concoct for me this time?"

The goddess sighed. "Chris, why can't you self-insert your Lucario over the one of the game? He's absolutely no fun. He's just as aggro as that wolf person from the previous game."

"If I do that, the people who don't even know where mine came from will just think he's a random person who shouldn't be around here," Chris said. "I can see the brutal irony about me."

"True, true..." Palutena chuckled and waved the non-Chris-owned Lucario off. "Okay. Shoo. Your limelight has run out of electricity."

"Now you're telling me to go away?!" Lucario roared.

"Yeah, pretty much. I have no use for people who don't have the spark for comedic purposes, and I can't make cheap comedy about your fur going yellow because of your new voice. That's why I have Pit when no one else is available for witty talks."

"Lady Palutena, I wish you were less blunt about our special relationship and you didn't bring me here for your...uh...special conversations," Pit said.

Key Notes:
You know, I'm starting to see how it doesn't feel the same when I use someone else who's not very good at controlling crowds of people and starts off weak when they're not damaged enough to deal more damage back.

"Are you calling me weak now?!" Lucario roared.

"Now I'm starting to see why you don't have a trainer in this game to justify your evolution. You're a prick!" Chris complained after having too much of his personality. This only caused the (weak) Lucario to growl and lunge at him, where a long brawl started until Palutena had to call the other Lucario - the one she liked to make fun of - to stop them both.

"I am not looking forward to seeing him again at our All-Star talk," Palutena said.

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