Temptation of the Priest - Gremlins

Adam: Oh my fing god!!! Guys, what a banger we cooked for you. HOLY S! I still remember being a kid, playing Gremlins on arcade machines. BLA-BLA-BLA! Damn, I loved that game so much.

Tom: Huh, first time I hear about that one. I only knew Ghosts ’n Goblins.

Adam: What the f***, Ghosts-’n-Goblins, bro?! I spent days and nights stuck in the arcade hall, blowing all my newspaper money on these machines.

Tom: We didn’t have that. But hey, the song really is great, you nailed the vocals.

Adam: I KNOW! This ain’t your sappy s*** smeared on the wall, crying over boys. Weren’t you always whining like that?

Tom: My art is lyrical. Yours is just…

Adam: Mine is f***ing awesome. Baby, this song is about messed-up childhood and freedom — when you could deal with monsters using a chainsaw.

Verse 1
We broke into that fing warehouse late,
Old arcade junk no one wants to take.
Neon signs screamed, buzzing like hell,
Kyle said “Tetris,” Tim said: “Go f yourself!”
They kept on fighting, till our babe took the lead,
But Sandy said — and hell, I did agree indeed.

Chorus
Gremlins, Gremlins, oh f***, man — fing Gremlins!
Gremlins, Gremlins, oh f, man — f***ing Gremlins!

Verse 2
Blue screen spread like some cursed disease,
Lights kept flickering, dirt teased with ease.
Kyle said: “A hobo f*ed a w** last night,”
Tim laughed: “That was your dad, all right!”
Sandy just smirked, and I agreed,
This stench was hell, disgusting indeed.

Chorus
Gremlins, Gremlins, oh f***, man — fing Gremlins!
Gremlins, Gremlins, oh f, man — f***ing Gremlins!

Verse 3
Game starts rolling, I grab my corn,
8-bit s*** in the silence born.
Kyle yelled: “F*** this ghost story rhyme!”
Tim shot back: “Your mom’s death in disguise!”
Then the screen went dark, and we all froze,
A monster stared back — god only knows.

Chorus
Gremlins, Gremlins, oh f***, man — fing Gremlins!
Gremlins, Gremlins, oh f, man — f***ing Gremlins!

Verse 4
They crawled out laughing, claws in the air,
Like witches on Halloween, ugly and bare.
Kyle swung a bat while hiding low,
Tim screamed: “Your sis is a s***, you know!”
But Sandy — JESUS F***, SANDY WITH A SAW!
Sandy, what the f*** are you doing, no more!

Chorus x2
Gremlins, Gremlins, oh f***, man — fing Gremlins!
Gremlins, Gremlins, oh f, man — f***ing Gremlins!

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