Dumb Ways To Die In Evillious Chronicles【Gamikane】

I still don't know if this was a great idea... or a horrible one.

Just FYI, this is the first time I tried to seriously sing in English and I know my pronunciation is... not the best. Just try to bear with it.

I didn't know what to do with the refrain, so I just put important characters and events more or less in chronological order. Because, idk, it seemed cool.

I mostly used either the official PV's or the most "popular" fanmade ones. Some parts are from MarioGaGabriel's fanmade PV's just because they are awesome. (Seriously, go subscribe him if you haven't already.)

Lyrics:

Have a gun pointing at your head
Be mistaken for a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's not so safe
Use your child and wife as an octopus bait

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Be possessed and eat yourself
Make your own working nuclear bomb
Change yourself into a human girl
Be a servant for a cannibal who likes yellow hair

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Invite a cross-dressing killer inside
Give a bribe to get out of jail
Take part in a deadly game
Use a fireplace as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Keep a demon as a pet
Steal some clothes instead of buying them
Fall in love with a murderer
I wonder, what's this red button do?

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a princess during revolution
Disturb a hidden theather for no good reason
Refuse to run away when your mom is a psycho
Believe the voices tricking you to blow up the country
Trust your lover's sister when she lets you be the queen

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to di-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die

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