Karen Complained About My Baby Crying, So I Rented My Spare Room to a Night-Shift Metal Drummer!

HOA Refused to Fix Streetlights, So I Installed a WWII Searchlight and Turned Night Into Day!

They Fined Me For My Aggressive Landscaping, So I Replaced Everything With Cacti and Keep Out Signs

Karen Blocked My Driveway, So I Boxed Her Car In With Concrete Barriers and Went on Vacation!

HOA Called 911 Over the Lake I Purchased — The Army Corps Shut Them Out Permanently

HOA Karen Stole My Snowblower During A Storm, Returned It Broken And Blamed The Weather

HOA Karen Parked Across My Drive During a Fire, 2 Minutes Later I Arrived in a Ladder Truck

Karen Stole My DoorDash Order, So I Sent Her a Box of Glazed Donuts Filled with Toothpaste and Mayo!

Karen Complained About My Loud Grandfather Clock, So I Synced It to a PA System That Chimes Hourly!

HOA Called 911 When I Refused To Plow Their Lot, Dispatcher Told Them I Don't Work For Free

HOA Demanded I Remove My Empty Flower Pots, So I Planted Venus Flytraps in All of Them!

HOA Karen Called Cops on My Cabin — Freezes When She Learns Her Husband Reports to Me

Karen Complained About My Drone, So I Live-Streamed Her Throwing Trash in the Recycling Bin!

They Fined Me for Weeding, So I Covered the Yard in Rock Salt and Declared It Maintenance-Free!

HOA Said My Fence Was 'Hostile', So I Grew a Wall of 10 Foot Sunflowers!

HOA Built A Mailbox Cluster On My Lawn, So I Relocated It To Their President's Front Yard

I Left Reform School, Bought a $100 Farm to Start Over—Then Found $8,400 Hidden in an Old Tractor

They Demanded Access to My Yard, So I Filled It With Aggressive Geese and Posted Enter at Own Risk!

Karen Called Police Because I Kept My Mountain House Keys — So I Installed a Lock She Can’t Beat

HOA Seized My Generator During a Winter Storm — They Didn’t Know I’m the County Sheriff

They Fined Me for My Guests, So I Listed My Guest Room on Airbnb for $1 to Flood the Gate Code!