The Bald Saga: Hairlessness (EPIC: the Musical, Ruthlessness parody)

Hello!
This is a ✨baldified✨ parody of Ruthlessness (song 13) that we created in my discord!
This song follows a bald Poseidon as he tries to teach Odysseus to completely shave his enemies.
Hope you enjoy listening!

My discord server:   / discord  

Credits:
Lyrics- The lyrics are by the users listed on the screen. If there isn’t a username listed, we skipped those parts, so I came up with it!
Art- All art is credited below the picture. All balding is done by me!
Editing/vocals- All singing, mixing, and editing was done by me! Some suggestions that I took from users on Discord are shown on the screen!
Song- The owner of the original song is Jorge Rivera Herrans. All credits for the instrumentals and the original lyrics go to him.
Link to original song:    • Ruthlessness  

Lyrics:
Laestrygonians:
BALDSEIDON!
BALDSEIDON!
BALDSEIDON!
BALDSEIDON!
BALDSEIDON!
BALDSEIDON!
BALDSEIDON!

Baldysseus:
Baldseidon!

Baldseidon:
In all my years of shaving,
It isn't very often that my head is bald
I try to go with the styles,
But I can't bear your hairline!
I'VE BEEN SO GRACIOUS!
AND YET YOU SHAVE THE SON OF MINE!
That's right, the cyclops you made shine
Is mine!

Baldysseus:
No...

Baldseidon:
He's left WITHOUT HIS HORNS!
Shaved WITHIN A BLINK!
GUESS THE GROUP OF CATS IS RUNNING WITH THE SPHYNX NOW!!
I need to MAKE YOU BALD!
Your hair WILL BE JINXED!
BUT BEFORE YOU GO I NEED TO MAKE YOU THINK THAT
HAIRLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES!

Laestrygonians:
HAIRLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES!

Baldseidon and Laestrygonians:
HAIRLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES!
OURSELVES!

Baldseidon:
You are the worst kind of Greek cause you're not even bald!
A Greek who can't shave his own hair, oh I hate them ALL!
Cause you FIGHT and CUT HAIR but WON'T SHAVE and DON'T GET THE JOB DONE!
I mean you totally could have avoided all this had you just shaved my son!
But no...
YOU ARE FAR TOO NICE
SHAVING HAS A PRICE
IT'S THE FINAL CUT, WE'RE BOUND TO MAKE HIM BALD NOW!
YOU REVEAL YOUR SHINE, THEN YOU LET HIM LIVE!
UNLIKE YOU, I'VE GOT NO HAIR LEFT TO GIVE CAUSE
HAIRLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES!

Laestrygonians:
HAIRLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES!

Baldseidon, both:
Hairlessness is MERCY UPON OURSELVES!
OURSELVES!

Baldseidon:
And now to your hair you have to say goodbye! No more hairline!
Unless, of course, you apologize for my son's head and all his shine...

Baldysseus:
Baldseidon, we meant no harm, we only shaved him to disarm him...
We took no pleasure in his shave! We only wanted to escape!

Baldseidon:
The shave between baldiness and hairiness is almost invisible!
So shave your head, your hair is dead, and
HAIRLESSNESS IS MERCY!

Shave.

Laestrygonians, crew:
HAIRLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES!
Captain! Captain!
HAIRLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES!
Captain! Captain!
HAIRLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES!
Captain! Captain!
CAPTAIN!

Baldysseus:
When did you shave?

Baldseidon:
When does a bald cut become a bad haircut?
43 baldies under your command!
When does a baldie become a baldster?

I am your baaaldest moment!
The razor that always CUTS NEAR!

Any last words?

Baldysseus:
ALL I GOTTA DO IS SHAVE THIS BAG!!

Baldseidon:
WHAT?!

You will be bald...

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