The "UFO 50" Mega Review

UFO 50 is a retro throw-back collection of fifty games made by fictional company UFO Soft. It is one of the most impressive and in-depth video game experiences you can find in the medium. Piph has been trying to get anyone in the world to play this game for over a year just so he can talk about it, and after literal months of playtime Jello is ready to talk.

For 8 hours.

THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SOME SPOILERS FOR EVERY GAME IN THE COLLECTION. Some games in "UFO 50" are best experienced blind. If you want to play the game (you do) then we recommend skimming using the timestamps below in order to find games that interest you.

TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 - Introduction
10:31 - How Does "UFO 50" Work?
24:15 - #1 Barbuta
26:55 - The Fictional Developers (Part 1)
31:38 - #1 Barbuta (cont.)
42:12 - #2 Bug Hunter
51:33 - #3 Ninpek
56:00 - #4 Paint Chase
1:03:45 - #5 Magic Garden
1:07:47 - The Fictional Developers (Part 2)
1:10:18 - #6 Mortol
1:15:48 - #7 Velgress
1:16:55 - Jello and Piph's Favorite Type of Games
1:20:18 - #7 Velgres (cont.)
1:31:33 - #8 Planet Zoldath
1:37:00 - #9 Attactics
1:41:12 - The Fictional Developers (Part 3)
1:45:52 - #10 Devilition
1:52:52 - #11 Kick Club
1:59:03 - #12 Avianos
2:06:25 - #13 Mooncat
2:18:40 - #14 Bushido Ball
2:26:55 - #15 Block Koala
2:32:39 - #16 Camouflage
2:36:36 - #17 Campanella
2:41:32 - #19 The Big Bell Race (paired with Campanella)
2:46:20 - #18 Golfaria
2:52:57 - #20 Warptank

The remaining 5 hours of review can be found on Patreon. Check out the second part here:
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Almost all music by UFO 50's composer Eirik Suhkre
Art of Jello and Piph by krisandthebluesurgeons
Big Dunkies commercial audio by Will, visual by Plaster