MURDER SHEETS - Liz Miele FULL SPECIAL

MY NEW SPECIAL SPACE CAMP IS OUT NOW!! (as of Sept 9th 2025) and available HERE: http://punchup.live/lizmiele
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I self produced and self released this special and you are watching it for free...so if you enjoyed it please support me by doing one or several of the following things:
1. SUBSCRIBE
2. LIKE and COMMENT
3. SHARE with friends (most important)
4. BUY this special as an album: https://album.link/lizmiele
5. JOIN MY MAILING LIST to know when I'm touring near you: http://lizmiele.com/newsletter
6. FOLLOW MY PODCAST: 2 Non Doctors (New episode every Tuesday) https:/anchor.fm/2-non-doctors and/or    / 2nondoctors  
7. FOLLOW ME on social media @lizmiele on Instagram, Tiktok, Twitter, Threads, Snapchat and Facebook
8. BUY my book WHY CATS ARE ASSHOLES: https://bit.ly/Assholebook
9. BUY Murder Sheets T-shirt: https://shop.lizmiele.com/
10. VENMO/PAYPAL/Cashapp: Not necessary but all money is appreciated and will help me pay for this special and go to feeding me and my cats: @lizmiele for venmo, [email protected] for paypal and @lizmielecomedy for Cashapp

(I had to censor two words in my special to hopefully get my full ads back...I'm sad about it but the uncensored version can be heard on my album if you wanna buy or stream)
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2025 TOUR DATES:
Oct 4 Detroit, MI
Oct 5 Chicago, IL
Oct 7 Knoxville, TN
Oct 8 Nashville, TN
Oct 10-11 Atlanta, GA
Oct 16 Brooklyn, NY (new material show)
Oct 24-25 Denver, CO
Nov 2 Pottstown, PA
Nov 6 Boston, MA *Special Taping*
still adding cities

Http://lizmiele.com for info & tickets

2026 TOUR DATES:
Jan 8-10 Raleigh, NC
Jan 23-24 Bristol, TN
Jan 30-31 Baltimore, MD
Feb 13-15 Portland, OR
Feb 26-28 Charlotte, NC
Mar 11 Eugene, OR
Mar 12-14 Seattle, WA
Mar 26-28 Washington, DC
Apr 2 Greenville, SC (moved from Oct)
Apr 3-4 Charleston, SC (moved from Oct)
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I also have my first hour EMOTIONALLY EXHAUSTING (free on my channel) and my 2nd hour MIND OVER MELEE which you can stream or buy and my 3rd hour, my special SELF HELP ME (also free on my channel) and fourth hour THE GHOST OF ACADEMIC FUTURE (free on my channel) http://lizmiele.com/albums

Filmed Sept 16th, 2023 at The Bell House in New York City in front of a live audience. Thank you to everyone that came out!

Thank you for your support!
http://lizmiele.com
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Themes and jokes about: Dating, online dating, boring conversations, dating is hard, cats, cats dying, putting a cat down, best friends, Pasta, having kids, Pakistan, passport control, customs, make up, slipping into DMs, bad neighbors, exercise, lamps, taxidermy, New Jersey, anger management, Happiness, crowd work, Peoria, IL, gifts, Revenge Abs, naming pets, customer service, UPS, wallpaper, packages, moving, panic attacks, edibles, mental health, paranoia, roommates, Cats the movie, musical