英短猫兄弟日记(1)：城外的想进去，城里的想出来 | Those outside want in, those inside want out

小灰和小白，一对英短猫咪亲兄弟，他们有五个兄弟姐妹，这对一灰一白的组合，一个憨憨大哥，一个油滑弟弟。
小白是大哥，英短里的谦谦君子，走到哪儿都是“喵界绅士”。他从不抢罐头，连晒太阳都要让出最中间那块温暖地砖。别人挠沙发，他假装没看见，内心只默默叹气：“唉，猫德沦丧。”
而小灰呢？这小子是个货真价实的英短政客。外表圆润无害，眼睛一眨，别就以为它想撒娇，其实它脑子里在盘算：今晚怎么趁小白睡着偷舔他的猫条。它胆子小得连扫地机器人都怕，但精得像猫界诸葛亮。每次做坏事都假装若无其事，一脸无辜地窝在窗边晒太阳，还要顺便踩踩小白的尾巴。

Xiao Hui and Xiao Bai are two brothers who practically share the same adorable cat face. Out of a litter of seven, this gray-and-white duo stands out: one’s a goofy big brother, the other a sly little schemer.
Xiao Bai, the older one, is the definition of a gentleman in the British Shorthair world. Wherever he goes, he radiates "feline nobility." He never fights over canned food, and even gives up the warmest sunlit tile in the middle of the floor. When others scratch up the sofa, he pretends not to notice—just sighs quietly to himself: “Ah, the decline of cat morals…”
Then there’s Xiao Hui. This little guy is a bona fide British Shorthair politician. With his round, innocent face and that twinkle in his eye, you’d think he’s asking for cuddles. In reality? He’s scheming how to sneak a lick of Xiao Bai’s treat while his big bro naps. He’s so timid he’s scared of the vacuum robot, but his mind is sharp, like the Machiavelli of the cat world. Every time he does something naughty, he plays it cool, lounging innocently by the window... with a casual paw press on Xiao Bai’s tail for good measure.
Pure chaos and comedy, wrapped in fur.

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