Battlefield Frankenstein: Bison & Armadillo — Britain's Improvised Armoured Trucks

Battlefield Frankenstein: Bison & Armadillo — Britain's Improvised Armoured Trucks


The story behind Britain’s improvised armored trucks of World War II: the Bison and the Armadillo. Built from civilian lorries, concrete, wood, and scrap, these vehicles looked absurd — yet they worked as intended.

This isn’t a story about desperation. It’s a story about constraint, systems under pressure, and how real-world problem solving happens when formal processes move too slowly.

You’ll understand why these vehicles existed, how they functioned, why they vanished almost completely, and what their disappearance says about how history chooses what to remember.

In this video:
🔹 Why Britain feared airborne attacks more than beach landings
🔹 How civilian trucks became armored vehicles almost overnight
🔹 Why factories couldn’t help — and why that mattered
🔹 How “ugly” designs achieved real battlefield results
🔹 Why delay, confusion, and ambiguity were powerful tools
🔹 Why almost none of these vehicles survived after the war
🔹 What this forgotten story reveals about innovation under pressure

These vehicles weren’t meant to be iconic. They weren’t designed to last. They were built to solve a narrow problem fast — and then disappear. And that’s exactly what they did.

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