Why I Work at Scientology’s Orlando Org (And Can’t Leave)

Welcome to Church of Satire-tology, where we expose Scientology through deepfake parody, satire, and raw truth. In this hilarious yet disturbing video, “Why I Work at Scientology’s Orlando Org (And Can’t Leave),” we parody the Church of Scientology’s desperate staff recruitment propaganda — featuring awkward testimonials, culty buzzwords, and the soul-crushing reality behind the glossy facade.

Using real testimonies from ex-Scientologists and survivors of Sea Org abuse, this anti-Scientology satire dives deep into the Orlando Org staff experience — from low pay and coercion to billion-year contracts and spiritual gaslighting. Whether you’re an ex-Scientologist, part of the SP community, curious about Scientology abuse, or just wondering how the hell Tom Cruise still believes this, this video is for you.

💥 Watch as deepfaked staff struggle to justify why they joined… and why they’re still trapped.

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