Steam Store - /v/ the Musical V

Made by some /v/irgins (namefag credits at the end of the video)

Lyrics:
"Nothing ever (ever) happened on PC.
Lots of shovelware (ware), bad ports from PS3.
Remember that I said the PC is dead.
Then I installed something new.

Made by valve it was grey and slow and shit,
But it had a page with a bunch of games on it
You can buy your games in the chair you sit,
You don't even need your shoes.

Buying games over internet alone
What is this, some new direct2drive clone?
This'll never work other services have shown,
But I guess I'll have a go

Putting all my info in a box.
No idea that I was in for a new shock.
When the whole thing worked and I got my game.
Even if the download's slow.

This is great, this is great,
Get my games without going out the door.
I'm gettin' (yes I'm) gettin', I'm a gettin' my games
Gettin' my games (steam) game I'm gettin', I'm a gettin' my games
From the (steam) Getting my games from the
Steam game store!

Suddenly I started giving them my trust.
Had a games collection now it's just collecting dust.
Every sort of game, A to Z by name,
And a lot of play for free.

Few years later even bigger than before.
The master racers never stop looking for more.
And all of Valves staff are billionaires for sure.
Steam's a magic money tree.

Now the store is suffering from bloat.
Loads of games and none of them are worth a note.
When you see a game that lets you simulate a goat,
You know good games are rare.

Miles and miles of poorly executed trash.
Seeing early access just another grab for cash.
At this rate we'll see another gaming crash.
It's all just shovelware!

This is great, this is great,
Get my games without going out the door.
I'm gettin' (yes I'm) gettin', I'm a gettin' my games
Gettin' my games (steam) game I'm gettin', I'm a gettin' my games
From the (steam) Getting my games from the
Steam Game store!

I'm gettin' (yeah I'm) gettin', Getting my games from the
Gettin' my games gettin' my games from the
Gettin' my games from the, my games from the
Steam Game store.

Would you look at all this shit...
It's got visual novels, waifu baiters, sexy furries, tile rotators,
Weeby garbage, free to play games, early access with streamer names,
Premade assets, autist friendly, meme based sim games, car assembly,
Aging source mods, trains in stations, mods from skyrim club creation,
Games they made in 1990, games with devs who say they'll fight me,
Devs defence from biodrones, even more survival clones,
Gimmick games with meme reviews, lots of cute girls to abuse,
Nudity you can unlock, games that rip off system shock,
Graphics autists, framerate sperging, market items, prices surging,
Loot in boxes, point and shooty, Arma, Squad, and Call of Duty,
Platforms 2D, platforms 3D, bait nostalgia, quick and easy,
Season pass for DLC, cutscenes made with FMV,
Easy puzzles, bad design, shitty graphics, waste of time,
Small transactions, season passes, games that sell because of asses,
Playerbase is underage, all your teammates whine and rage,
VR games with no sales figures, jsdjfsdjjsdfj FUCK!

This is great, this is great,
Get my games without going out the door
I'm gettin' (yes I'm) gettin', I'm a gettin' my games
Gettin' my games (steam) game I'm gettin', I'm a gettin' my games
From the (steam) Getting my games from the
Steam game store!

I'm gettin' (yeah I'm) gettin', Getting my games from the
Gettin' my games gettin' my games from the
Gettin' my games from the, my games from the
Steam game store

I'm gettin' (yeah I'm) gettin', Getting my games from the
Gettin' my games gettin' my games from the
Gettin' my games from the, my games from the
Steam game store"

Original Song: "Hardware Store - Weird Al"

This took me a really long fucking time to make. You better appreciate it you shitheads.
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