You Probably Don’t Need to Shower as Often as You Do

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C C6

I’d like to do a song of great social and political import

Am9
This is a song
Em9 E |--0-2-3-0-- Am9
A |----------0
About people
Em9 E |--0-2-3---- Am9
A |--------2-0
In their third shower of the day
A song
Em9 Am9
About people
Em9 Am9
Who shower before and after going out
Em9
This is a song about you

C G
You need to shower
F G
But you probably don’t need to shower as often as you do (2x)

Am Am7+ Am7
It’s better for the environment
Am7+ Am
It’s better for your electric bill
Am7+ Am7
It’s better for your skin
Am7+
It’s better for your time
F
Just try it
Fm G# Bb
And you’ll see

C G
That you need to shower
F G
But you probably don’t need to shower as often as you do (2x)

Dm G
Yes, I too know people who go overboard with this / They stink
Dm G
But don’t be so afraid
F Em C
Once a week may be to little
G
But dare I say
F C G
Once a day may be to much

Unless you’ve been exercising or it’s been a really hot day

C G
You need to shower
F G
But you probably don’t need to shower as often as you do (4x)