Ørkenens Sønner - dødskassen (2 2).flv

Second part!

These blades, ladies and gentlemen, are made...in Holbæk (danish town)!!!
Made of folded steel! Very very sharp! Ow!

Can I borrow a strand of hair?
Yes.
Now all the hair are cut!
And now, Boris, prepare for...the cutting!

Kalazam kalazam!

Yes yes yes yes!
Some of you need to pick up your chin from the floor, huh? I don't get it either!
So I ask you: Do you have a handkerchief, sir? Yes? Then please use it to pick up whatever's hanging from your nose. It's reflecting in the light!
And now, ladies and gentlemen! And now, the hard part. Now... (borrow it to him when you're done!)

...now... We need to use the very very sharp blades one more time! Because now we're going to reattach the parts. So, I'm asking you: are you married?
Yes.
Well, now you're separated! Hahahaha!
Owowowow!
I know. It hurts to get a divorce.
To reassemble a person, ladies and gentlemen... In reassembling a person, you need to use the exact same magic words:

Kalazam kalazam!

(yeah, I know. This, I don't know how they did.)

Mwhaaa...?

What have you done?
Kalazam kalazam!
(grinning) Yeah, I see that! But you're not supposed to REALLY cut him in half!
Are you ok?
Only half as good as normal... I need to pee!
What?!
(grinning) It needs to pee??
Yeah, and I need to too, but I can't find the organ with which I'm supposed to do it!

No, that's Henrik's legs!
It doesn't matter!
But they won't fit!
It doesn't matter.
It DOES matter!
It'll be fine, come on...
Mwahahaha!


I see you found your better half! Those pants will grow on you!

Funnily enough, I don't have to pee anymore!
No, but I do.
No! There's no time for that, we have to sing!
That's right! Henrik!
Henrik, where are you, we have to sing!
Yeah? (this is Henrik, btw. Look at his pants.)
There you are!
Where were you?
I've been out peeing.
Oh, thank god!