She Can’t Drive, But Drives Me Crazy 🎶 | A Country Love Song on Wheels

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🎶 She Can’t Drive, But Drives Me Crazy 🎶

What happens when the woman you love has a lead foot, a love for rolling stop signs, and no clue where reverse is? This upbeat honky-tonk shuffle tells the story of white-knuckle rides, dashboard-gripping moments, and the kind of love that makes it all worth it. Fiddle, piano, and a whole lotta laughter — buckle up for this one!

👉 Ever ridden shotgun with someone who scares the life out of you (but you still love ‘em)? Drop your funniest driving stories in the comments! 🚦😂

lyrics:

[Intro]
“She’s had her license for 50 years…
Still don’t know what that left blinker’s for.”

[Verse 1]
She hits the brakes at green lights,
Speeds up when it turns red.
Parallel parking? Forget it —
We just circle the block instead.
She once backed into our mailbox,
And blamed it on the dog…
I swear she learned her turn signals
From chasin’ frogs in the fog.

[Pre-Chorus]
“I don’t fear growin’ old…
But I fear ridin’ shotgun.”

[Chorus]
She can’t drive, but she drives me crazy,
Got me holdin’ that dashboard daily.
Every lane’s a brand-new chance,
To meet the Lord or learn to dance.
Pray for me if you see us, baby —
She can’t drive, but she drives me crazy.

[Verse 2]
She thinks a rolling stop sign
Means you’re savin’ gasoline.
GPS just argues with her,
And the neighbors all intervene.
She once parked up on the sidewalk,
Said the driveway was too small…
Lord, if lovin’ her’s a highway,
It’s the bumpiest road of all.

[Pre-Chorus]
“She don’t know where reverse is…
But she sure knows where my buttons are.”

[Chorus]
She can’t drive, but she drives me crazy,
White-knuckle rides in her old blue Cady.
Every horn from here to town,
Knows my baby’s joyride clown.
If you see us, don’t be lazy —
Say a prayer, she drives me crazy.

[Bridge]
Him: “Honey, that was a stop sign!”
Her: “Well, I stopped… eventually!”
Him: “You’re supposed to stay in your lane!”
Her: “You’re supposed to stay quiet!”

[Final Chorus]
She can’t drive, but she drives me crazy,
Lovin’ her’s a wreck, but it sure feels gravy.
After all these years, I’ll proudly say,
I’d ride with her till my dyin’ day.
Seatbelt tight, Lord don’t forsake me…
She can’t drive, but she drives me crazy.

[Outro]
“After all… she can’t drive stick,
But she sure drives me.”

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