What Your Dog Is Actually Saying (Explained By Dogs)

Yo pool dudes! 🐶💦 Dip and Albert here. We need to have a serious talk about "Body Language." Most humans are guessing what our tail wags mean... and you are guessing wrong in hilarious ways.

In this episode, we finally translate the "Dog Code." We are clearing up the mysteries, the myths, and the lies humans believe.

The Official Dog-to-Human Translation: 🐾 Fast Tail Wag: That’s the “AYOOO life is good” energy. 🐾 Slow Tail Wag: We are thinking... buffering... calculating. 🐾 Tail Tucked: Yeah, something’s off and we’d like a refund on the situation. 🐾 The "Side Eye": We are plotting a Snack Heist. Or judging your outfit. 🐾 Ears Up: Scanning for the infamous Mexi-Cat Cartel. 🐾 The Lean: It means we love you (and you are convenient warm furniture).

The Truth: We change our minds every five seconds. Sometimes a "Head Tilt" is curiosity... sometimes it's just emotional manipulation to get more cheese.

If you want to know if your dog is actually happy or just plotting against you, you need to watch this breakdown.

Drop a comment: What is your dog's weirdest signal? (Bonus points if you have no idea what it means).

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