Female Orks Are Canon (inspired by Warhammer 40K) - a Fan Made Song

Album: For The Emperor (Tavern music inspired by Warhammer 40k)
Track: Female Orks Are Canon
Artist: Barhound
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🛑 Disclaimer: This song is a fan-made parody and not associated with Games Workshop. All Warhammer 40K references belong to their rightful owners. This content is for satirical and entertainment purposes only.
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📜 Full lyrics:
A guardsman once, with grog in gut, did stagger to the jakes,
He stumbled in, and what he saw—by Throne, it made him shake!
An ork stood there with back turned wide, relieving with a stream,
He shouted, “Wait! That one’s a bloke! But where’s the lady green?!”

Hear me out! Female orks are canon!
Not just fungus, they got passion!
They ain’t all brawlin’, some are kissin’,
You just ain’t lookin’ where they’re missin’!
So raise yer mugs and don’t be panic’n—
Oi, I’m tellin’ ya! Female orks are canon!

Down in the Waaagh-krump kitchen hall, they cook with brutal might,
Chop squig with axe, boil gretchin legs, and salt ‘em just right!
They yell at lads to eat their greens, then punch 'em in the throat,
If that ain’t mum-like love, me lad, I’ll eat me Emperor’s coat!

Hear me out! Female orks are canon!
Not just spores, they’re cookin' rations!
With flaming ladles, battle aprons,
They run the camp while boys go clashin’!
Don’t call it myth, don’t think it’s bannin’—
You git! Female orks are canon!

Some whisper of their secret charm, seductive greenskin dames,
With tusky grins and iron bras, they play no dainty games.
The lads get shy, afraid to flirt, “Them humies might impress!”
They guard their loves with choppas drawn, and much possessiveness!

Hear me out! Female orks are canon!
They got allure and deadly fashion!
The boys get jealous, feelin’ manic,
They fear the humies might turn romantic!
So bash your doubt and drop your bannin’—
By Gork! Female orks are canon!

A mekboy said, while fixin’ bikes, “The lasses? They ain’t dead!”
“They’re chillin’ in some tropic world, gettin’ their toenails red!
We fight the wars, they sip the juice, they run the real Waaagh plan!”
And no one dared to call him wrong—he had a power klan.

Hear me out! Female orks are canon!
Just cuz they ain't here don't mean abandon!
They be loungin’, drinkin’ fungus brandy,
While we blow up stuff feelin’ randy!
Don’t mock the theory, don’t be slammin’—
Ya zoggin’ zog! Female orks are canon!

So next time in a tavern fight, when ork talk starts to roar,
Don’t shout, “They’re all one gender, mate!” or you’ll be on the floor.
Cuz deep inside that fungal mass, there might be love and lacy greens,
And if you kiss the wrong one, friend… you’ll really split your spleen.

Hear me out! Female orks are canon!
They got the brains and brawn, no abandon!
From slugga queens to warboss wenches,
They hold the line and break the trenches!
So don’t deny it, don’t be tannin’—
I swear on Squig! Female orks are canon!

#warhammer40k #wh40k #tavernmusic #darktide #spacemarine2 #epicmusic

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🛑AI Disclosure: Some elements of this track were enhanced using AI. Vocals and instruments are AI-assisted. My natural voice is smoother, and I primarily play acoustic rhythm and percussive guitar. The final mix includes AI-generated enhancements and additional instrumentation. Lyrics are written by me. I occasionally use ChatGPT for editing, proofing or rhyming help.