Hey There, Keith (Klance Fansong)

A parody of Hey There, Delilah, written and sung by me, taking place before the start of the series.

Lyrics:

Hey there, Keith,
What’s it like expelled from class?
It’s a long time since I’ve seen you
But I know you’re kickin’ ass
Out on the case.
I’m sure it’s better than...this place,
A change of pace.

Hey there, Keith,
Do you ever think about me?
I know that we had our problems,
But I’m feeling kinda lonely
Without you.
You and your stupid mullet ‘do
Make me feel blue.

Oh, I miss our rivalry
Oh, I miss our rivalry
Oh, you’re such a mystery
Oh, you’re such a mystery
Stupid mystery.

Hey there, Keith,
I know there’s no way you’ll hear me,
But I’ll talk to you
Forever,
Cause it makes me feel you’re near me,
Though you’re not…
Not like you ever cared a lot
About me. Stop.

Hey there, Keith,
Why’d you always look right through me?
I know I’m not really good at stuff,
But that’s no reason to be
So alone.
You’re isolated on your throne.
Away you’ve flown.

Oh, I miss our rivalry
Oh, I miss our rivalry
Oh, you’re such a mystery
Oh, you’re such a mystery.
I’m laying here, my thoughts askew,
And Keith it’s all because of you,
You’re gone, and now I’ve made it in your place.
My friends, they all will joke with me,
And I just laugh along, but see,
I can’t stop thinking of your glaring face.
God, Keith, I can promise you
That what I said, it wasn’t true,
And now I’ll never ever get to tell...
Under your spell...

Hey there, Keith,
I’m still stuck inside the Garrison.
I feel weird,
I think there’s something
Not quite right here.
But you knew that,
Didn’t you?
They knew that you’re a smart one, too,
And they took care of that, how cruel.
Hey there, Keith, you come back soon.
Please, come back soon.

Oh, I miss our rivalry
Oh, I miss our rivalry
Oh, you’re such a mystery
Oh, you’re such a mystery
Miss my mystery.