Cry me a River | Viking Shanty Stomp (Official AI Satirical Spin-off Music)

🛡️ The North is laughing! 🛡️

In the midst of our epic Greenland Saga, there are moments when the sword stays sheathed and the mead horn is raised instead. "Cry me a River" is the answer from the 80 warriors of Thule to the absurd attempts of a certain "little man" from the White House to buy our homeland like a bag of candy.

Style: Viking Shanty Stomp
Vocals: Bruce & The Shield-Wall Choir

The verdict of the ancestors is clear: Greenland is not for sale – not today, not tomorrow, and not for eternity! Let the ice floe sink while we celebrate in the great hall. 🍻❄️

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📜 LYRICS:

[Verse 1]
In a house of white, by a desk so grand,
A little man stares at a distant land.
He’s got his gold and his towers tall,
But he wants the island that stands so tall.
He checked his pockets, he checked his pride,
But the North is a prize that won't be his bride!

[Chorus]
So cry me a river, build me a sea!
The ice is for us, and the wind is for free!
You can stamp your feet, you can shout at the sky,
But the great white island you never shall buy!
(HEY! HEY! HEY!)

[Verse 2]
He offered us hotels with mirrors and glass,
But we’d rather have cod and some tundra grass.
He promised a deal, the "best ever made",
But we don't trade our souls for a real estate trade.
He’s red in the face, he’s throwing a fit,
But the Arctic don't care for his ego a bit!

[Bridge]
Stamp, stamp, little man!
Buy the sun if you think you can!
The glaciers don't listen to tweets or to gold,
Our honor is one thing that’s never been sold!

[Chorus]
So cry me a river, build me a sea!
The ice is for us, and the wind is for free!
You can stamp your feet, you can shout at the sky,
But the great white island you never shall buy!

[Outro]
Keep your silver, keep your wall...
Thule is standing... and you're just small.
(Final massive stomp)

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