Clarence Wright – She Ain’t Got No Groceries (1975 Lost Soul Jam)

Meet Clarence Wright. Virgo. Smooth as velvet. From the small town of Bammel, Texas. Clarence is the kind of brother who will iron his slacks before church, but still burn a grilled cheese because he forgot to buy the cheese. He’s cool as a fan, sharp dresser, and talks slick like your uncle who always has a story about “back in ’72.”

“She Ain’t Got No Groceries” comes from Clarence’s debut album Stupid Sh*t — a masterpiece dedicated to all the ridiculous, head-shaking moments we go through in life. Clarence loves women, loves soul music, but hates walking into a house with an empty fridge.

This track is a 1970s soul parody with that buttery retro groove — horns, wah guitars, velvet-couch vibes — but the lyrics? Pure comedy. Think Richard Pryor meets Eddie Murphy with a splash of Paul Mooney realness.

If you ever walked into someone’s house and opened the fridge to find ONE stick of butter and a bottle of mayo — Clarence wrote this for you.

🎶 Clarence Wright — making stupid sound good since 1975.

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