🎸Should I Stay or Should I Go? (Blues)

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Lyrics:

Verse 1
They planned a global meetup down in Jo’burg for the show,
But half the leaders Googled it and quietly said “no.”
The flights were all delayed, the hotels lost their glow,
And ministers kept whispering, “Bru… maybe we just don’t go.”

Verse 2
The brochures looked amazing—Table Mountain, sunny skies!
But news reports kept rolling with pollitteecal surprise.
The Wi-Fi kept on dropping, the power said “goodbye,”
Even delegates from Iceland said, “It’s warmer where I lie.”

Pre-Chorus
Now Twitter’s full of memes,
Diplomats in streams,
Searching for excuses like “My cat ate all my dreams!”

Chorus
Should I stay or should I go
The G Twenty, a no go
Should I stay or should I go
The G Twenty, a no go

Verse 3
France said “Ooh la la, I’m busy,” India said “Next time.”
Japan pretended not to read the meeting group chat line.
Brazil said “Carnaval, my friend, I’ve got a busy show,”
Putin in Russia said "We need to Puttin end to it!"
And Germany said “Nein! Nein! Nein!”—that means a solid “No.”

Bridge
They tried to sweeten deals with kook-sisters and a braai,
But leaders kept replying, “Sorry… airplane really shy.”
Even China sent a sticker: a panda shaking “NO,”
While America tweeted: "No Rump, No Trump!"
And the UK typed, “Apologies! Where did my invite go?”

G20! — “We’ll send a delegate!”
G19! — “Nah bru, we’re running late!”
G18! — “Our visas didn’t validate!”
G17! — “The pilot wants a lunch break!”
G16! — “Our embassy lost the mandate!”

G15! — “The taxi’s stuck at the gate!”
G14! — “The minister overslept — again!”
G13! — “Our calendar’s wrong, mate!”
G12! — “No power at the consulate!”
G11! — “The snacks weren’t halal/kosher/appropriate!”

G10! — “Our group chat’s gone irate!”
G9! — “Someone stole our license plate!”
G8! — “We heard Jo’burg traffic’s great… NOT!”
G7! — “Our jet fuel came too late!”
G6! — “Our leaders need a break!”
G5! — “We cancelled by mistake!”

G4! — “We’re stuck offshore — no wake!”
G3! — “The airline lost our cake!”
G2! — “We think this summit’s fake!”
G1! — “Bru… hard pass for our state.”
G0! — “And THAT is why… we’re not going, mate!”

Chorus
Should I stay or should I go
The G Twenty, a no go
Should I stay or should I go
The G Twenty, a no go

Outro
So now the stage is empty, the speeches left unread,
South Africa keeps waiting… but everyone’s in bed.
The world’s most awkward summit—no one came to the show,
And the hashtag’s now trending: The G Twenty A No Go!

Should I stay or should I go
The G Twenty, a no go
Should I stay or should I go
The G Twenty, a no go!
a no go!, a no go!

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