Amazon Prime Day: Amazon promises so many deals, you shouldn’t sleep for 30 hours

THE INTERNET — The most important holiday of the year is here. It’s the single greatest day that exists and if you have to work, think of a good excuse to get out of it, so you can enjoy Amazon Prime Day 2017.

Why physically fight someone buying useless stuff like on Black Friday, when you can battle Prime members online buying useless stuff, all the while helping Amazon make a killing in the process without even having to leave your house?

Amazon shattered sales records during Prime Day last year and is hungry for more, which explains why it’s 30 hours long this year.

Amazon will use its ‘lightning deals’ to drive sales on many of its own products. To get all the best deals, remember to be early.

In order to ensure maximum Prime Day potential, it’s best to stay up the entire 30 hours using whatever means necessary, think energy drinks or blow. Most importantly — shop irresponsibly.
---------------------------------------­--------------------

Go to   / tomonews   and become a Patron now

TomoNews is now on Patreon and we've got some cool perks for our hardcore fans.

TomoNews is your best source for real news. We cover the funniest, craziest and most talked-about stories on the internet. Our tone is irreverent and unapologetic. If you’re laughing, we’re laughing. If you’re outraged, we’re outraged. We tell it like it is. And because we can animate stories, TomoNews brings you news like you’ve never seen before.

Visit our official website for all the latest, uncensored videos: http://us.tomonews.com
Check out our Android app: http://bit.ly/1rddhCj
Check out our iOS app: http://bit.ly/1gO3z1f

Get top stories delivered to your inbox everyday: http://bit.ly/tomo-newsletter
See a story that should be animated? Tell us about it! Suggest a story here: http://bit.ly/suggest-tomonews

Stay connected with us here:
Facebook   / tomonewsus  
Twitter @tomonewsus   / tomonewsus  
Google+ http://plus.google.com/+TomoNewsUS/
Instagram @tomonewsus   / tomonewsus