TNG Dream (Star Trek Parody) | Picard Reaction

Captain Picard from Star Trek: The Next Generation is the real source of youthful nostalgia.

As per previous parody songs, recalling the original lyrics will provide extra value.

LYRICS
You made it pretty,
But all the Picard is gone
You spent the money, but so many things are wrong
And it’s like Shaka,
When all of the walls came down… down
Before you made this
I was alright
If you’d stayed on hiatus,
I would’ve been fine
‘Cause you’re among the greatest
Characters in sci fi… you know why?
‘Cause
You were on the Enterprise
Don’t forget why you’re loved
You can go to France
And make some wine
But don’t deny
The old you was better

You make me wish I was watchin’ that
TNG
Just wanna turn it on
I don’t need
To numb the pain
When I’m watchin’ that Trek
Just take me right back to

When you had
Some sensitivity
When the Earth
Was rid of poverty
Is this real?
Respect the fans and
Stop talking like that
I’m feeling attacked

You went went to Risa
But you just wanted to read
You taught me ethics
And moral philosophy
You did it without
Using profanity
It was PG

We don’t need gore and extracted eyes
Being upset is enough
When you rode a horse for exercise
You inspired
Me to be much better

Can’t believe they’ve got you talking ‘bout
Being ass deep
In the Romulans
Makes me weep
You’ve gone astray
Trek isn’t Lovecraft
Just take me right back to when
You would rock
Ressikan melody (add flute)
Sway that judge
Convince her to believe
Data’s real
Measure the man
And just leave him intact
Just leave him intact

When you took me to warp speed
Putting things on screen
Drinkin’ Earl Grey Tea tonight
Back when you would transport me
In your trim onesie
Like you’re Temba, his arms wide

You make me wish I was watchin’ that
TNG
I found jamaharon
In starfleet
How you’re portrayed
Won’t ever change that
Just take me right back to when

Your heart stopped
You had epiphanies
We both crushed
On Dr. Beverly
Oh, those feels
Of your command
I’ll always think back
To our first contact
Back when you were Worf’s Cha’DIch
And you shushed Wesley
And you screamed you’d seen four lights
Want you on my CRT
In 1990 (voguing)
Rockin’ TNG tonight


Special thanks to K.M for helping hunt down some of the clips
And a certain friend who hates nuance for lending me the tunic and 3D printing the Horga'hn

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