Reconstructing and Ranking MORE Proto-Languages

In this video, Lactobacillus helveticus discusses more Proto-Languages—the reconstructed ancestors of todays modern languages, typically created comparing morphemes with similar meaning and sounds in multiple languages, theorized—however incorrectly—to be related. We've spent enough time on the easy ones, however, and L. helveticus will soon figure out just how hard it gets.

Side note—I see a lot of talk about "cervical penetration" (which I know, is probably recency bias), in those comics where a baby in the womb sees like a sex toy or something and is like "oh is this my new roommate? I thought it was ALREADY too crowded in here!" But that's not how the cervix works, that'd be like trying to force your finger through a closed fist, except your finger is significantly wider and has no muscles or bones. In theory, you could, but only if you're having sex with a woman who is actively giving birth, which is something I really, really don't want to think about. Also, the Vagina is way stretchier and weaker and would break first if you tried to force your way through the Cervix. Sorry to anyone who read down this far in the description.

0:00 Introduction
0:22 Proto-Semitic
2:16 Proto-Dravidian
5:15 Proto-Sino-Tibetan
7:01 Proto-Nostratic