Bryan & Vinny review TNA iMPACT! January 2010

This month: NYE is included at the start of the month. A shit women's tournament. There is no momentum. Tracy has a birth defect that makes her suck. WWE has dorks as announcers and TNA has great looking interviewers who outshine their wrestlers. April Hunter makes her iMPACT! debut. ODB breaks a bottle of Jack over Kong's head. Jeff Hardy is back for the first episode of iMPACT! Ric Flair debuts in TNA and makes his way to AJ's locker room. Foley is banned from the building. Lashley buries the company and leaves. Hall and X-Pac are back and Hall looks fucked up. Hogan is now in TNA with his "I am what I am" tattoo and Bischoff is there to take over. Kong and Hamada win the Women's Tag titles. Val Venis teases he might show his dong. Orlando Jordan. Borash lets Foley in. Shannon Moore marks out for Hardy. Angle calls out AJ. The Nasty Boys take over 3D's locker room. Bryan doesn't have a problem with the first who of the Hogan/Bischoff era. Generation Me (The Young Bucks) debut in TNA. Tomko explains why he unmasked. The Band is back together (Waltman, Nash and Hall). Angelina Love is back and she beats up all 3 of the Beautiful People. AJ comes off like a geek in a high school play. The Nasty Boys are beached whales. Sean Morley is now an adult film producer. Nigel beats Joe clean. A night of firsts at Genesis.. The 4 sided ring is back at the iMPACT! Zone. Mr. Anderson debuts in TNA. Red beats the debuting Brian Kendrick. Hall is not in ring shape. Sit down Brooke. Hernandez and Morgan win the Tag Championships. Tara wins the Women's Championship. Hogan and Abyss have a long face to face only to lose to Mr. Anderson. AJ is the new Nature Boy and can't bleach his hair. Flair let's us know he hates Hogan and fucked Dixie. Kong and Lashley want to quit. Mike Tyson has a better lockup than Orlando Jordan. Bryan wonders who listens to shock jocks? Abyss and Anderson are great. Earl Hebner screws Angle out of his title match in a Montreal Screwjob spot. Angle quits and Foley is fired. It is still TNA. An 8 card stud tournament at Against All Odds. Lashley is fired and flips out. Flair and AJ paid Hebner to screw Kurt. Doug Williams takes Rob Terry's briefcase and becomes the new X Division champion.. A lame Flair party. Anderson lays out Jarrett. TNA raises their own bar.