439: OZEMPIC RUMSPRINGA - LONG ISLAND HOT TAKES

Welcome to The Tom Kelly Show — where midlife reinvention meets Long Island sarcasm.

Tom is joined by his hilarious high school friend from Long Island Lutheran High School, fashion executive Daniela Anastasio, and things get real (and ridiculous) fast. They’re talking:

👉 Ozempic: Is it making people hot, boring... or unfaithful?
👉 Long Island hot takes: North Shore vs. South Shore girls
👉 And yes... Tom might be afraid of South Shore women

It’s funny, it’s honest, it’s aggressively Long Island — Plus post heatwave trivia game about things that have “cooled off”

⏱ Timestamps:
0:00 – Intro: Tom reunites with Daniela
1:11 – High school gossip: gay bestie confusion
2:30 – Did Tom talk too much last time? (mansplaining alert)
3:50 – Ozempic, semaglutide, and midlife weight loss shots
7:00 – "Obesity by proxy" – eating for your skinny friends
10:00 – Are people on Ozempic cheating… or just feeling themselves?
13:00 – Rumspringa for hot middle-aged moms
16:00 – North Shore vs. South Shore women: fashion, dating & fights
18:00 – Deli culture: Virginia vs. Long Island
21:00 – Italian husbands, Costco meats & aggressive drivers
23:30 – Game: “Things That Have Cooled Off” (Marvel, MySpace, She-Hulk crushes)
29:30 – Gen X pride & weird 90s nostalgia
30:13 – Final thoughts + Tom’s heartfelt sign-off

💬 JOIN THE CONVERSATION:
👉 Are you on a weight-loss shot?
👉 What’s your Long Island hot take?
👉 North Shore or South Shore — who’s wilder?