The Scientific Consequences of RIO (2011)

#videoessay #mediaanalysis #scientificallyaccurate #RIO #birds
Blu is an indestructible freak of nature?? Scientific malpractice is everywhere thanks to one man??? THE TOUCAN IS CHEATING ON HIS WIFE????? BRAZIL NUMERO UNOOOOOOOO

I wanted to put out a mini (??) essay/analysis before I became super busy ... AND I DID!! YAY!! (until I didn’t) Hope you're not allergic to birds because wow that's birds. If you saw the first upload no you didn't ❤️

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TIMESTAMPS -----
0:00 Welcome to Brazil
3:39 Spix's Macaws and oh no
6:53 EXPOSING Tulio and Linda
10:30 That's not how birds work
12:05 EXPOSING Rafael
14:20 Cockatoo Time (Scary)
19:23 Closing Thoughts
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Thumbnail art by my friend Qephyr :]

English subtitles transcribed by @show-tunes, helicidal and GamerCalli ! Thank you for your dedicated work :)

This video was made entirely without generative AI.❤️ It makes me go ewwww and it hurts le environment. Very un-RIO core