🐾🎸 “Pepperoni Paws McGraw: Country Cat Goes SUPER MARIO!”
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🎵 "Pepperoni Paws McGraw: Pizza Quest Adventure"
(Intro – Spoken with twang)
Y’all ain’t ready for this. Pepperoni Paws McGraw’s about to power-up and pizza-fy the Mushroom Kingdom… 🍕🐾
(Verse 1 – Guitar riff kicks in)
Sun’s risin’ over Mushroom Town,
And there’s a chunky tabby runnin’ around.
Tail all fluffy, belly like a ball,
He spots a pizza slice, and he’s ready to maul.
(Pre-Chorus)
He jumps on a Goomba… nah, just a pepperoni,
Hits a ? Block, and out pops macaroni!
Cheese power-up! He’s glowin’ like the sun,
Mario waves from the corner, “That cat’s number one!”
(Chorus – Big country stomp)
Ohhh, Pepperoni Paws McGraw, you’re a pizza-powered champ,
Nommin’ through the kingdom, ridin’ mushrooms like a ramp.
From fire-flake crusts to the gooey cheese moons,
You’re the chonky little hero that sings pizza tunes!
(Verse 2 – Banjo + twangy guitar)
He grabs a Star Slice, now he’s invincible,
Luigi yells, “That cat’s irresistible!”
Yoshi rolls by with a garlic knot,
Pepperoni Paws snatches it—oh, he’s hot!
Bowser shows up with a pineapple plan,
But our chonky cat flips him with a cheesy flan.
Koopa shells bounce, but he slides on a crust,
Every slice he eats fills the kingdom with trust.
(Bridge – Faster, silly sound effects: “nom nom nom!”)
He munches a Meatball Mushroom 🍄, grows triple his size,
Collects a Soda Pop flower and shoots fizz to the skies.
Toad pops in with a side of calzone,
Princess Peach says, “That cat’s in a pizza zone!”
(Chorus – Now with power-up sound effects “Wahoo!” “Yippee!”)
Ohhh, Pepperoni Paws McGraw, you’re a pizza-powered champ,
Nommin’ through the kingdom, ridin’ mushrooms like a ramp.
From fire-flake crusts to the gooey cheese moons,
You’re the chonky little hero that sings pizza tunes!
(Verse 3 – Slow, dramatic, guitar twang)
A Power-Up Pepperoni lands in his paws,
Turns him into Super Meow with extra claws.
He vaults over lava, through snowy mountain slides,
Collectin’ extra toppings like a parade of pies.
Shy Guys cheer as he clears the moat,
He tosses a slice to Mario, “You need a taste, bro!”
With every nom, the kingdom grows fatter,
But Pepperoni Paws don’t care—he’s a pizza master!
(Final Chorus – Full-on epic)
Ohhh, Pepperoni Paws McGraw, you’re the legend we adore,
Fire-flake crust in hand, you’re always hungry for more.
With every nom nom and every goofy cameo,
You’re the pizza-chonky hero of the Mushroom Kingdom show!
(Outro – Spoken, twangy, with silly SFX)
So if you see a chonky tabby with a slice in the sky,
Tip your hat, clap your hands, and maybe grab a pie.
Pepperoni Paws McGraw, forever may you roam,
Through mushroom lands and cheesy plains—pizza’s your home.
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