Konosuba Christmas Chaos

Snow is falling
The world aglow
In Axel town
Where the adventurers go
Aqua's whining
Her glass in hand
Spilling water—she can’t understand
"Where's my gift
Where's my praise?"
She shouts to the skies in her selfish ways

Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Chaos all the way!
Aqua's drunk
And Megumin's pumped
Darkness prays away
Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Santa's on his way!
Kazuma's stuck with this crazy bunch
Every single day

Megumin’s shouting
"Explosion’s near!"
A single spell
And the gifts disappear
Darkness stands in the snow so bold
"Punish me
Santa!"—her desires unfold
Kazuma sighs
"Why me again?"
This harem life’s driving him insane

Stockings hung by the firelight
But mischief brews on this winter night

Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Chaos all the way!
Aqua's drunk
And Megumin's pumped
Darkness prays away
Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Santa's on his way!
Kazuma's stuck with this crazy bunch
Every single day

Under the tree
There’s a box for each
Aqua’s has wine
She lets out a screech
Megumin finds a red magic staff
Darkness unwraps something she shouldn’t have
Kazuma opens his
His face turns pale—
"Just socks again? What the hell?!"