2CELLOS Petkom s Petkom

R: Luka, Stjepan, Petko- 2CELLOS and 1 'seljos' ( peasant ), that's the team for today, more or less. We'll prepare a surprise. Stjepan always reads the best so...
Stjepan:I don't know how to read!
R:Sure you do!
Stjepan:We only learned up to the letter C in school..
R:With that knowledge, you'll manage this..
Stjepan:Dear Petko, you are my biggest idol, and I want to meet you..
R:Don't make up stuff..
Nikolina:Our Bruno is about to turn 9. His biggest role models are Stjepan and Luka, 2CELLOS.
Stjepan:Bruno is really a good, hardworking child. He's an excellent student, he trains taekwondo..
Luka:I hope he won't kick our buts..
Nikolina:After he finished a class in music school, for beginners' solfegio, he passed the audition, and signed up for cello, of course.
Stjepan:Warm greetings from his mom Nikolina and his dad Josip.
R:So..Bruno is coming with them, he doesn't know about this. We'll waylay him in the street. Luka and Stjepan are going in action, I'll hide here. Guys..
Stjepan:We're going?
Luka:Where are we going?
Stjepan:Excuse me..My apologies..I'm looking for a boy named Bruno..Is that maybe you?
Bruno:Yes..
Stjepan:Let's me introduce you to my colleague..
Luka:I'm Luka, nice to meet you.
Petko:Hi Bruno! How are you?
Beuno:Fine.
Petko:I'm Petko.
Nikolina:He's totally confused.
Petko:Do you know these guys?
Bruno:Yes.
Petko:Listen, happy birthday!
Luka:We'll play happy birthday for you.
Petko:Will you come with us and hang out? Come on.
Nikolina.Bruno froze today.
Josip:Froze, like ice..
Bruno:I loved it the most when the guys were playing.
Stjepan:Happy birthday!
Petko:Happy birthday!!
Luka:We hope it's a nice memory for him..
Stjepan:Lower it, raise it..Wow, he learned the first suite..
Nikolina:This will be a special day, for the rest of his life..
Stjepan:The second cello lesson is this..( headbangs )..up and down..he has bangs, it's good, right on!
Petko:Be careful not to bang your head on the cello..
Bruno:Stjepan and Luka are really great.
Luka:Feel free to replace Stjepan and be in the band with me.
Petko:I notice Stjepan's ready to become a dad.
Stjepan:Me?
Petko:Yes. You just have what it takes..
Stjepan:I do..
Stjepan:Actually, kids and I understand each other the best. Adults don't really understand me..
Petko:Are we going to get a few sentences from you today, or should we come in about 2 days?
Bruno:In 2 days..
Stjepan:Believe it or not, I didn't start talking till I was about..16 years old..
Luka:It was for the better. If only you stayed that way..
Petko:Are Stjepan and Luka good role models for Bruno?
Nikolina.Yes. We can't find better role models, really..
Josip:Better than me. I let him learn more from them, than from me. If he sees that I do something wrong, I tell him to ignore it, and study what they do, he can learn something from it..
Nikolina:He keeps mentioning Luka, Stjepan, Luka, Stjepan..they're like family members..
Stjepan:When I was his age. Same hair stlyle, same T-shirt..that's a good sign. Or a bad sign..
Look, this is how a cow sounds like..and this is how a formula sounds..then there's the horse..
Luka:Always with the same old tricks..
Bruno:Stjepan should play less attention to girls, and Luka should be more wild, he's just like..( imitates him with closed eyes )
Petko:So here's one taekwando move. Bruno, what do we need to know?
Bruno:The attitude.
Petko:OK, guys, follow this. What now?
Bruno:Arms..Like this. Then..the kick.
Petko:Come on, let's see the kick.
Stjepan:Can I try with Luka?
Bruno:Yes.
Stjepan:( after Luka got up ) No..Petko, defend me! Petko!
Bruno:They better stick to cello, rather than taekwando..
Petko:This was an educative TV program. Bruno, how are you returning home?
Bruno:By car.
Petko:I mean, in what state of mind?
Brubo:Happy.
Petko:If you have an idea, like Bruno's parents, send it us an email to the address below, and we'll come to prepare a surprise. Now they're going to travel the world, and we're saying goodbye till the next week at 'In magazine'. See you, bye!


Translation by Valentina Gomaz