Watchin' Movies & Dyin' Inside: "White Chicks" (2004) Comedy/Action

I watch another movie and see whether or not it's amazing or if I start dying inside. Today's feature: 2004's "White Chicks", co-written and directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans. Shawn and Marlon Wayans star as two FBI agents sent undercover to protect the socialite Wilson sisters from a kidnapping plot. And to do so, they have to become... white chicks.

Horrifying, inhuman white chicks. Technically they look like human beings. Albeit, very pale, robotic, plasticky human beings. But not in the slightest like the Wilson sisters, who everyone believes them to be.

It's not a great movie. Terry Crews is the best part by far, but I was already dying inside by the time he showed up. Still. Completely unwatchable, if not for him.

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00:00 Introduction
01:17 Watching the Movie
10:30 Dying Inside?