Miguel NOCHAIR - Boyfriends and Losers (lyrics video)

[First verse]

[Female voice]

John was fun

The illegitimate child of a Jack-o'-lantern

And Louis C K

He soon moved in

He was locked out of his flat for two weeks

Two weeks passed and it was three months

Turns out he was homeless and in debt

Great cock though

I loved him

He was entertainment

I was an address, food, and board

I never got my screaming breakup scene

Lost a hundred pounds

Put on my do-me jeans

But he was a gentleman.

Bastard

[Chorus]

[Male voice]

I'll get you hooked.

Be the Peter Pan to your Wendy.

The crocodile biting your hand off.

Give you as little as I can.

But once you're caught in my net,

I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings.

I didn't come here to dance.

I came to party.

I didn't care for your broke ass,

But I stayed to lick your wounds

After I scorched your earth.

You were a fun hang.

Not the kind you bring home to Mother, though.

With a tear in my eye

I'll put flowers on your shallow grave,

Before I lead the search party.

[Second verse]

[Female voice]

Alan was a mess

Overworked, impotent and right-wing

Loved tequila

Always came attached

To some sort of depressant to avoid big talks

Had naked pictures of his son's boyfriend

Poorly hidden

Good fister though

I loved him

Like a moralizing dad

Always had an opinion about what I was doing wrong

There was no ghosting lingo in two-thousand and nine

But that's what he did

Went out for cigarettes

And never came back

Asshole

[Chorus]

[Male voice]

I'll get you hooked.

Be the Peter Pan to your Wendy.

The crocodile biting your hand off.

Give you as little as I can.

But once you're caught in my net,

I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings.

I didn't come here to dance.

I came to party.

I didn't care for your broke ass,

But I stayed to lick your wounds

After I scorched your earth.

You were a fun hang.

Not the kind you bring home to Mother, though.

With a tear in my eye

I'll put flowers on your shallow grave,

Before I lead the search party.

[Third verse]

[Female voice]

Yuri was wild

His past, his sex, and the many secrets

Queer and free

Ran away screaming

The one time I dared say: "I love you"

Never stopped the perfect son-in-law act though

Made me believe

Great squirter though

I loved him

He loved to be inside me

How can you shiver and cry under my touch

If I'm just a hole to fill up when you feel down

I'm really trying to hate

The man who stole my heart

And never gave it back

Idiot

[Chorus]

[Male voice]

I'll get you hooked.

Be the Peter Pan to your Wendy.

The crocodile biting your hand off.

Give you as little as I can.

But once you're caught in my net,

I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings.

I didn't come here to dance.

I came to party.

I didn't care for your broke ass,

But I stayed to lick your wounds

After I scorched your earth.

You were a fun hang.

Not the kind you bring home to Mother, though.

With a tear in my eye

I'll put flowers on your shallow grave,

Before I lead the search party.

[Coda]

[Female voice]

At least they didn't steal or murder me

Used me as a drug mule

Or stole my kidneys

[Male voice]

Hey! I did that once!

[Female voice]

They didn't leave me stranded in a graveyard

Higher than the empire state

Or your version of that

[Male voice]

That girl's a fucking freak!

[Male voice]

They just used me

And I turned the blind eye

[Male voice]

Oh! Boo freaking hoo!

[Chorus]

[Male voice]

I'll get you hooked.

Be the Peter Pan to your Wendy.

The crocodile biting your hand off.

Give you as little as I can.

But once you're caught in my net,

I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings.

I didn't come here to dance.

I came to party.

I didn't care for your broke ass,

But I stayed to lick your wounds

After I scorched your earth.

You were a fun hang.

Not the kind you bring home to Mother, though.

With a tear in my eye

I'll put flowers on your shallow grave,

Before I lead the search party.

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