Gossip Girl: Victor, Victrola

Hello, Upper East Siders. Your favorite duo, Phoebe and Caroline, is back on the scene with all the juicy, scandal-filled details from Gossip Girl Season 1, Episode 7, “Victor, Victrola.” This week, we’re venturing downtown into the dimly lit, temptation-heavy world of burlesque as Blair and Chuck’s unexpected night out turns into a defining moment for their dangerously addictive dynamic.

Meanwhile, uptown isn’t any calmer. Nate’s family drama reaches a fever pitch as the cracks in the picture-perfect Archibalds widen, reminding us that even the most privileged lives can unravel spectacularly. And over in Brooklyn, Dan and Serena try to navigate their first time. Their attempt at a morning delight is derailed when Vanessa makes an unforgettable entrance via the fire escape window, crashing the moment both literally and emotionally. If ever there were a masterclass in impeccably impeccable timing, this wasn’t it.

As if that weren’t enough, we also dig into some tantalizing parallels with Tell Me Lies , unpacking the shared themes of desire, power, and self-destruction. Fair warning, darlings: spoilers for Tell Me Lies are definitely on the table in this episode. Grab your belinis, settle in, and prepare for a deep dive into the tantalizing performances by Blake Lively & Leighton Meester. XOXO, Gossip Girl. 💋