Every Pokémon in 8 minutes

Welcome to the most chaotic Pokémon ranking on the internet! Today, we aren't looking at stats, competitive viability, or logic. We are judging purely based on vibes, cursed energy, and confusing evolutions.

From Pikachu's beefy origins in the anime to the absolute internet tragedy that is the Vaporeon theory, we are roasting them all. Why does Pidgey evolve into Erling Haaland? Why is Frigibax not a dragon, but a literal apple (Hydrapple) gets a pass? And don't get me started on Genesect being a Transformer in disguise.

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In this video, we answer the important questions:

Is Charizard actually a dragon? (Spoiler: No).

Why does Remoraid evolve into an Octopus?

The scientific implications of Vaporeon... (Don't Google it).

How Pidgeot became the best striker in Manchester City.

Why Thievul is just an uglier Vulpix.

TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 Intro: The Beefy Pikachu Era 1:15 Charizard & The "Not a Dragon" Scandal 2:45 The Vaporeon Incident (You know the vibes...) 4:20 Conspiracy Theory: Pidgey is Haaland 6:15 Genesect: Definitely Not Transformers 8:30 Hydrapple & The Meme Dragons 10:45 The Humanoid Pokémon Problem (Gardevoir, Lopunny) 12:30 Final Tier List Ranking

Funny/Cursed Contexts Mentioned: This video covers the weirdest Pokédex entries and design flaws, including the frustration of the Frigibax line, the "Optimus Prime" size comparison of Nidoking, and why Diglett looks like... that. We also dive into the meme culture surrounding Rowlet, Snom, and the "Indian Music Mode" of Meloetta.

Disclaimer: This video is for comedic purposes. No Magikarps were harmed in the making of this roast.


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