Paul Gross as T.J. Burke in "Ski Instructor" (Aspen Extreme fanvid)

This song was written by the Austrian group "Edelweiss" in 1993... and while it's not about Paul Gross and "Aspen Extreme *per se*... this fanvid was just begging to be done. ;-)
At least according to my friend Annika. And well, darn her for putting ideas in my head! ;-)

All Edelweiss' albums are available on iTunes and most even on Spotify--get them there, it's great ski music, especially if you were a teen in the 90's... ;-)

Ski Instructor lyrics below (courtesy of Lyrics.Wikia.com):

Teach me to, te-te-teach me to ski
Teach me to, te-te-teach me to ski
Teach me to, te-te-teach me to ski
Teach me to, te-te-teach me to ski
Teach me to, te-te-teach me to ski
Teach me to, te-te-teach me to ski
Teach me to, te-te-teach me to ski

Yodel

Yahoo!

Take me up this mountain
Reminiscing
Lesson after lesson
Hoping and wishing
Just go for the skills
To handle the slopes and hills
The thought just thrills
To ski like he who is poetry in motion
Soothing to watch like the calm in the ocean
Teach me, teach me, calmly, slow
Show me how to work the snow like a pro

Teach me to ski my baby
Teach me to ski right now
I want to ski my darling
Only you know how

Teach me to ski my baby
Teach me to ski right now
I want to ski my darling
Only you know how

Give me, give me the snow
That's all I need
Give me, give me the sun
That's all I want
Give me, give me the snow
That's all I need for now

Yodel

Teach me to, te-te-teach me to ski
Teach me to, te-te-teach me to ski
Teach me to, te-te-teach me to ski
Teach me to, te-te-teach me to ski
Teach me to, te-te-teach me to ski
Teach me to, te-te-teach me to ski
Teach me to, te-te-teach me to ski

Do this trick, do that
Go here, go there
Boss me around, ah-ah don't you dare!
Think because you can
That I'm your waitress and I'll take your order
So I went on huffing, and puffing
Acting cheap until you told me something
He had me, I couldn't say much you see
Either do as he says or teach myself to ski

Yodel!

Teach me to ski my baby
Teach me to ski right now
I want to ski my darling
Only you know how

Teach me to ski my baby
Teach me to ski right now
I want to ski my darling
Only you know how

Give me, give me the snow
That's all I need
Give me, give me the sun
That's all I want
Give me, give me the snow
That's all I need for now

Yahoo!

Teach me to ski my baby
Teach me to ski right now
I want to ski my darling
Only you know how

Teach me to ski my baby
Teach me to ski right now
I want to ski my darling
Only you know how

Teach me to ski my baby
Teach me to ski right now
I want to ski my darling
Only you know how

Teach me to ski my baby
Teach me to ski right now
I want to ski my darling
Only you know how