Paul Simon - You Can Call Me Al - Karaoke Version from Zoom Karaoke

This karaoke version has been produced by Zoom Karaoke and the recording rights are owned and controlled by Zoom Entertainments Limited - www.zoomkaraoke.co.uk

Song lyrics:

A MAN WALKS DOWN THE STREET
HE SAYS, WHY AM I SOFT
IN THE MIDDLE NOW
WHY AM I SOFT IN THE MIDDLE
THE REST OF MY LIFE IS SO HARD

I NEED A PHOTO OPPORTUNITY
I WANT A SHOT AT REDEMPTION
DON'T WANNA
END UP A CARTOON
IN A CARTOON GRAVEYARD

BONEDIGGER, BONEDIGGER
DOGS IN THE MOONLIGHT
FAR AWAY MY WELL-LIT DOOR

MISTER BEERBELLY, BEERBELLY
GET THESE MUTTS AWAY
FROM ME, YOU KNOW
I DON'T FIND THIS STUFF
AMUSING ANYMORE

IF YOU'LL BE MY BODYGUARD
I CAN BE YOUR LONG-LOST PAL
I CAN CALL YOU BETTY
AND BETTY, WHEN YOU CALL ME
YOU CAN CALL ME AL

A MAN WALKS DOWN THE STREET
HE SAYS, WHY AM I
SHORT OF ATTENTION
GOT A SHORT LITTLE
SPAN OF ATTENTION AND
WOE MY NIGHTS ARE SO LONG

WHERE'S MY WIFE AND FAMILY
WHAT IF I DIE HERE
WHO'LL BE MY ROLE MODEL
NOW THAT MY ROLE MODEL
IS GONE, GONE

HE DUCKED BACK
DOWN THE ALLEY WITH SOME
ROLY-POLY LITTLE
BAT-FACED GIRL

ALL ALONG, ALONG
THERE WERE INCIDENTS
AND ACCIDENTS
THERE WERE HINTS
AND ALLEGATIONS

IF YOU'LL BE MY BODYGUARD
I CAN BE YOUR LONG-LOST PAL
I CAN CALL YOU BETTY
AND BETTY, WHEN YOU CALL ME
YOU CAN CALL ME AL
CALL ME AL

A MAN WALKS DOWN THE STREET
IT'S A STREET
IN A STRANGE WORLD
MAYBE IT'S THE THIRD WORLD
MAYBE IT'S HIS
FIRST TIME AROUND

DOESN'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE
HE HOLDS NO CURRENCY
HE IS A FOREIGN MAN
HE IS SURROUNDED BY
THE SOUND, THE SOUND

CATTLE IN THE MARKETPLACE
SCATTERLINGS
AND ORPHANAGES

HE LOOKS AROUND, AROUND
HE SEES ANGELS
IN THE ARCHITECTURE
SPINNING IN INFINITY
HE SAYS AMEN
AND HALLELUJAH

IF YOU'LL BE MY BODYGUARD
I CAN BE YOUR LONG-LOST PAL
I CAN CALL YOU BETTY
AND BETTY, WHEN YOU CALL ME
YOU CAN CALL ME AL
CALL ME

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IF YOU'LL BE MY BODYGUARD
OOOH.....
I CAN CALL YOU BETTY
OOOH.....

IF YOU'LL BE MY BODYGUARD
OOOH.....
I CAN CALL YOU BETTY
OOOH.....
IF YOU'LL BE MY BODYGUARD
OOOH.....