Everything In the Deathworlder's Kitchen Was Classified As A Chemical Weapon | HFY | Sci Fi Stories

When a galactic food inspector visits a human spaceship for a routine check, everything goes wrong! The inspector's scanner starts screaming because humans are cooking... tacos? This hilarious sci-fi story shows what happens when alien safety regulations meet human spicy food! 🌮🔥

Inspector Vrix'taal thought this would be just another boring paperwork day. But the moment that kitchen door opened, their equipment went crazy detecting dangerous chemicals everywhere. The problem? Humans were just making lunch with chili powder, jalapeños, and hot sauce! 🚨

Turns out all those spices we love are actually flagged in the galactic database as riot control agents and chemical weapons! Capsaicin from peppers? That's crowd control spray to other aliens. The guacamole? A severe mucous membrane irritant. Even the mild hot sauce looks like rocket fuel to the scanner! 🌶️

Everything In the Deathworlder's Kitchen Was Classified As A Chemical Weapon | HFY | Sci Fi Stories

The funniest part is how confused the humans are when told their food is basically a weapons depot. They even offer the terrified inspector some samples like it's no big deal! Meanwhile, poor Vrix'taal is trying to figure out how these crazy humans are still alive after eating this stuff daily. 😂

The story perfectly captures why humans are so weird to aliens. We come from a deathworld where everything tried to kill us, so we evolved to just hurt less. And then we got bored and started making our food painful on purpose for fun! 🌍

By the end, the whole galactic government has to create new food safety categories just for humans. They even ban us from cooking competitions because we accidentally hospitalized the judges with our "winning" spicy dish! 🏆

This shows the best kind of sci-fi humor where humans are the aliens and our normal everyday things are absolutely insane to everyone else in space! 🚀✨

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