Council Argued for 8 Hours. Human Said, “Screw It. Hold My Beer.” The War Was Over in 3 Minutes.
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Council Argued for 8 Hours. Human Said, “Screw It. Hold My Beer.” The War Was Over in 3 Minutes.
The Galactic Council had debated the same comma for eight straight hours.
The Vrellians and the Korthans had been at war for centuries.
Then one bored human consultant finally snapped.
When Patrick Morrison, retired Marine turned “diplomatic observer,” muttered “Screw it. Hold my beer,” the galaxy didn’t realize they were witnessing the birth of a new protocol. Within minutes, two armadas stood down, an ancient war ended, and an entire civilization decided that humans were divine masters of “resource multiplication physics.”
Patrick, however, insists he just moved some rocks around.
Now every major species wants to learn his “tactical miracles.” His mom’s teaching communication classes to aliens. His ex-wife has been promoted to Deputy Mediator. And Patrick’s accidental catchphrases—Hold My Beer Protocol, Adult Protocol, and Sleep On It Directive—are reshaping galactic diplomacy.
This is HFY (Humanity, F* Yeah)** at its smartest and funniest — a story of how one exhausted human dismantled centuries of bureaucracy, ended wars with common sense, and turned sarcasm into a universal language.
Because sometimes the most dangerous weapon in the galaxy…
is a human who’s out of patience.
#HFY #SciFiStory #HumansAreTerrifying #HumanityFYeah
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