House Plant (Arizona Zervas Parody) | Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week

Have you checked on your plant baby recently? Instead of Arizona Zervas' "Roxanne" it's Jeffrey's "House Plant!"

Lyrics:
All for the mulch...
Perennials Love that Mulch
YOU GROW GIRL!

hey, brr, brr, hey, tss, tss, tss, hey
Brr, brr, brr, hey
Skrrr Skrrr
I’m a Put You in your Vase

Houseplant, Houseplant
Sitting by the Window in the Sunlight!
My Bloomin' Houseplant!
Living room Decor is looking just right

Got ya at Home Depot
In the Outdoor Section
You was looking Green, Yo
Baby Philodendren
Houseplant,
Houseplant
Brushing off your leaves from all the Dust Mites

Love the way you purify my Room, Yuh!
Every Breath is just the CO-2 of Us
I dont mess around wit Little Nubs! (Nubs, Nubs, Nubs)
Just Like TLC don’t want no Shrubs

Fern, you lookin fine In my Hallway!
I think you really Help with the Feng Shui!
I could make you Sprout In the Best Way!
Tell me, Are your leaves Gettin Thirsty??

cuz I could Water You, Ah, Water You,
Harry ain’t my Name, but I’d re-POTTER you
Wash You & Slosh You,
Girl I’ll Fill your Vase up like a Swimming pool
Sun-Tanned (Sun-Tanned)
Houseplant (HousePlant)

Bring ya in the Shower with me at Night
Succulent (Succulent)
Houseplant (Houseplant)
Little Touch a Nature, Gimme Good Vibes!

Put you on the Counter
Set you on a Table
Maybe in a Planter
Hanging from a Cable
Snagged This (Snagged This)
Cactus (Cactus)
Plant-Daddy’s gonna kiss ya Goodnight!

I just wanna have SUN!

Ficus Tree! yuh
Peace Lily! Yuh
Twerkin on Ya, like the Beckham Family, yuh!
If Ya Droop, Yuh
I can Prune Ya
Lemme Show,
What this GREEN THUMB can do to ya!
Gotchya Full Bloom!
In the Bedroom!
Looking Fresh from ya Stem
Down to Your Roots!
So, Wrap your vines around me, and I’ll hug ya like Baby
Just Ignore the Dead ones in the corner, where it’s Shady...

and I’ll Water you, Water You,
I know San Pelligrino Is your Favorite, Boo
Talk To You & Walk with You
Take You to the Forrest, meet your FAMILY Too!
Wham Bam (Wham Bam)
Plant Land (Plant Land)
I could make ya Fertile on a Date Night…
Netflix (Netflix) and Mist? (and MIST)
Wanna Chlorophyll you up with Sun Shine!
I'll Miracle-Gro Ya
Make ya Little Larger
You be my Begonia
Lemme be your Gardner…
Houseplant (Houseplant)
Houseplan-nt (Houseplant)
You’re the ONLY thing that makes my Home Nice!