What if Blastoise was real? - Building a living Tank

Welcome to Evolved Fiction, the series where we bring iconic fantasy creatures into the realm of real-world biology and evolution.
In this episode, we explore Blastoise—a turtle-like behemoth armed with built-in water cannons.
Could an animal really evolve to fire jets of water with enough force to knock birds from trees?
What kind of ecosystem would drive such a bizarre adaptation?
Let’s find out.

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🎨 Artwork Credit
Check out more from the artist of these speculative evolution designs: DeltaReaper54
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📚 Sources & Credits
• Vintage Paper Background – “Designed by Freepik” www.freepik.com
• Nintendo, Game Freak, and Creatures Inc. through The Pokémon Company
• BBC
• National Geographic
• Smithsonian Channel
• DNA swirling animation:    • dna swirling  
• Octopus propulsion clip – D.J. Schuessler Jr.
• Turtle digging nest – Terry Kilgore
• Music: “Jungle Mermaids” – Fantasy & World Music by the Feichters

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