5 drinks ordered by the criminally insane | How to Drink

This time I made the best and worst versions of these horrible orders from real people. Some of them turned out alright!

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00:00 - They're back!
00:38 - Chambord Old Fashioned
02:47 - Let's try that again
05:18 - Espresso Martini Extra Spicy
07:06 - Take 2
10:22 - Smoked White Russian
11:43 - Beet Juice Mimosa
13:54 - Pina Colada Extra Creamy
16:41 - Off the rails

Chambord Old Fashioned #1:
Build in glass
2 oz. or 60 ml. Chambord
3 dashes of Ango Bitters
Orange twist

Chambord Old Fashioned #2:
Build in glass
2 oz. or 60 ml. Rye Whiskey
2-3 dashes of Ango Bitters
1 oz. or 30 ml. Chambord
Orange twist

Extra Spicy Espresso Martini #1:
Build in shaker
1 oz. or 30 ml. Cold Brew Concentrate
.75 oz. or 22 ml. Kahlua
1.5 oz or 45 ml. Vodka
Many dashes of Chalula
Add ice and shake
Strain into glass

Extra Spicy Espresso Martini #2:
Build in shaker
Rim glass with chipotle powder
1 oz. or 30 ml. Cold Brew Concentrate
1 oz. or 30 ml. Ancho Reyes
1 oz. or 30 ml. Kahlua
1 oz. or 30 ml. Vodka
Few dashes of Chipotle
Add ice and shake
Strain into glass

Smoked White Russian:
Build in glass
Add some smoke to a glass
Drop in ice cube
1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Kaluha
1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Vodka
Stir
Float whole milk

Beet Juice Mimosa:
Build in glass
Splash of beet juice
Champagne to fill

Pina Colada Extra Creamy:
Build in blender
3 oz. or 90 ml. Pineapple Juice
3 oz. or 90 ml. Coco Lopez
3 oz. or 90 ml. Rum
3 oz. or 90 ml Heavy Cream
Add ice and blend
Pour into glass

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